PORN IS FAKE!!!!!

I’ve watched my fair share of porn in the past. Stuff like Milf Hunter, Isis Nile, Angel Kelly, Nikki Fairchild, Nina DePonca and even some with Hispanic chicks like Angelica Sin, Mason Storm. When I was young n’ thirsty twentysomething early thirtysomething I thought it was hot torrid sex. Now that I know it’s fake, I thought I’d share with you some of the facts about all those skin flicks guys like to beat off to. 

Introduction scenes are meant to pad things out and make things feel more like entertainment. Older Porno movies from  the 1970’s and 1980’s and part of the 1990’s compiled four or five sex scenes on one tape. So setup scenes had to be short under a minute or so. Which is why they were so poorly acted.

But in new internet porn like Milf Seeker and Milf Hunter expository scenes can take as long as ten to twenty minutes. This is done to give the viewer a higher entertainment value per dollar with each download. Opening with a story gives today’s porn an entertainment aspect and allows the porn viewer to identify with the performers and relate to them in a way they couldn’t with the poorly acted porn from the past.

Instead of porn stars like Nina De Ponca ,Isis Nile, and Kristara Barrington who played nameless faceless people who were part of a sexual fantasy, we have characters like the Milf Hunter, the Milf Seekers or Dawn who humanize the pornographic performer and make the sex acts in porn appear more like people in real life.

Most of the guys aren’t fucking these chicks for 20 or 30 minutes straight. In earlier films, sex scenes would go ten to fifteen minutes max from foreplay to the cumshot. But some more recent porno films like Milf Hunter and Milf Seeker have people thinking that these men are fucking these women for 20 minutes or 30 minutes. But when a Real Man starts thinking with his big brain instead of his little one, he sees all the camera tricks and used to make these sex scenes appear longer like:

Looping the tape. Some Porn producers will loop the tape to make the same 30 second scene appear longer. When used with footage from multiple cameras it looks like that guy is pounding pussy with the woman in the same position for ten minutes straight. Sometimes when you look at the pictures closely, you’ll notice where the same frame is starting to repeat itself all over again.

Cutting from one camera angle to another. On porn sets there are sometimes three and four cameras rolling. To make it LOOK like this dude is wrecking that pussy, the camera will quickly cut from a wide shot to a medium shot to a close up.

Moving the Camera around. In addition to the stationary cameras, In “reality porn” like Milf Hunter there will also be a person with a hand-held camera moving around to make it appear as if it’s a single camera shoot. This camera is there to add to the “reality” aspect and make the staged sex appear as if it’s “real”.

It’s also there to allow for transitions from scene to scene when they do the video editing. Having that mobile cameraman allows the action transpiring to have a dynamic feel to it

Combining camera tricks with condoms, penile numbing crèmes, (sometimes baby orajel) and other techniques like breathing and meditiaton, a male porn star can be made to appear like he’s pounding pussy for close to a half-hour. Some shoots will bring in a second male performer to participate in a threesome so a male performer can take breaks.

Porn shoots are not marathon fuckfests. The truth is that pornos are shot like regular movies. Each scene is shot separately and then pieced together to make the final product appear like a whole complete, sex scene. Twenty minutes of video is oftentimes the finished result eight hours of shooting.

The Cumshot is filmed First. The Cumshot or “money” shot shown as the final scene in a porn film to authenticate it as a real sex act for the viewer is actually filmed FIRST. Why? Because after a man busts his first nut, the second and third erections a man has lasts a lot longer. Plus, some guys ejaculate more semen when they bust that first nut. After they get the money shot, the director can start shooting other scenes with different sexual positions without the worry about his male performer going limp.

The vaginal sex always starts with woman on top positions.  In almost every porn movie the vaginal sex always starts with a woman on top position. Why? to help the male performer last longer. When the woman is doing most of the work it takes a lot of the pressure off the man. The less he has to thrust the longer his erection can last through shooting a scene. Plus when the woman rides a dick it gives the viewer a great view of the woman's tits when she's facing the camera the front and her ass when she's not facing it.


Switching sex positions is not just for entertainment. Multiple sex positions are not only a way to give the viewer variety and a more entertaining show  in a porn film,  but a way to keep an erection lasting longer for the man. The more positions performers get into the more scenes they can shoot before taking a long break. 


The Sex scene takes longer than twenty minutes. In reality a porn shoot consists of lots of breaks. Performers undress for a take then break. They have oral sex for a take then break. They shoot sex scenes in one position for a take then break. They shoot a transition scene where they change positions for a take then break. Get back into position for the next sex act’s take then break. Twenty minutes of sex often comes from eight hours of shooting.

Sometimes that’s not the Porn star busting a nut in the Cumshot. Sometimes when the Male porn star can’t ejaculate, producers bring in a stand in to ejaculate on the woman. Usually some dude from the production crew. Because most porn viewers are thirsty dudes caught up in the action they don’t’ even notice the difference. Other times they dribble Pina Colada mix on the woman’s face or her ass cheeks. With a quick camera cut away from the man’s penis, back up to the performer’s sated face, no one is the wiser.

All of the Orgasms are FAKE.  All the moaning groaning and heavy breathing you dudes hear in a porno is an ACT. That woman is not getting the shit fucked out of her. She is pretending to get the shit fucked out of her. And the guy is pretending to pound that pussy is acting too. He is counting down his strokes or thinking of something like baseball until he gets his cue from the director to stop.

Most of the performers don’t look like this in real life. Those big breasts guys drool over? Implants. That sexy perfect hair? A wig. That perfect face? Make-up combined with more plastic surgery.

Most porn stars look like SHIT in real life. They actually look WORSE than actors with no make up. Without their make-up, wigs and plastic surgery, most porn stars look like the drug addicts and alcoholics that they are.

Male Porn stars penises are not that big. Those big dicks many see aren’t real either. Most male porn stars penises are…average. Usually about five to six inches erect. They just look bigger due the fact that most male porn stars today shave their pubic hair. A man with shaved privates looks a lot bigger than one who is hairy.

In addition to the pubic hair shaving, most enhance the girth of their penises with injections of fat. These cosmetic fat injections can increase the width of a man’s penis by a few inches in circumference. While they only last a few weeks, they can make an average sized male performer’s penis look like a well-endowed pussy destroyer.

Most of the guys aren’t that big either. Most of these male porn actors are hard-core steroid abusers. That's how they have those big muscular bodies. And because the roids shrink up their nuts, they use viagra or penis pumps to get their fat injected penises to stay hard through a shoot. Without the Viagra and the penis pumps, these guys would have a hard time getting and keeping an erection on their own.

Most filmmakers prefer actresses under 5’8” tall.  Why do porn produces prefer actresses who are so short? Because they make everything look BIGGER. Because a petite woman has smaller body proportions, she makes her male performer’s average sized penis appear to look like a foot long pussy destroyer.

Petite actresses have smaller skinnier hands. That makes an average White man’s five to six inch penis appear larger on camera. 

Petite actresses have smaller mouths. That makes the average White man’s five to six inch penis appear bigger when she’s sucking on it. And smaller women make well-endowed men look like they’re HUGE. 

Petite actresses have smaller tighter vaginas. A petite woman has a smaller shallower vagina than an average sized woman or even a tall woman. This makes it appear like an average five to six inch White male penis is HUGE when it’s penetrating her.

Combining smaller women with camera tricks, shaved pubes and fat injected penises,  it looks like a man is fucking the shit out of a woman. While taller women are hired in some cases, most porn producers prefer short women due to the fact that they make the male performers’ penises appear to be bigger than they actually are.

Porn is ACTING. Most think porn stars are having real sex like regular people. They’re not.  Yes, a real penis is going into a real vagina. But everything is staged to make it appear like these people are having sex like regular people. And the performers ACT like they’re enjoying themselves. 

Some porn actresses have said they feel like they’re going to puke when they suck a man’s penis. Others have actually thrown up on set while performing oral sex. And after she vomits, she has to go right back to sucking that cock because they’re on a schedule to finish that scene.

Sometimes a male peformers’ penis is too big to fit into a woman’s vagina, especially if she’s a new actress or a petite actress. And some vaginas are shallower than others and can’t fit the penis inside. 

And some women’s vaginas are so loose that the penis keeps falling out. In those cases, they have to shoot with a different set of positions.

On some sets some performers have had to continue having sex after tearing their vaginas. Others had to continue performing while their vaginas were sore from fucking for hours. A few had to continue performing after tearing their anuses. The viewer watching the woman moaning in ecstasy has no idea that sometimes she is in terrible pain.

All of the sex acts are staged. Just like professional wrestlers, Porno actors have basic moves. Before they go to fuck, they talk to each other during a scene about the positions they want to get into and the moves they want to perform on each other. Each sex act between them is choreographed. Some are even storyboarded.

If one notices, after the oral sex scene, many porn actors like the Milf Hunter or Isis Nile often get into the same sexual positions with every co-star in every film. Again, like the WWE wrestlers, this is so the actor can execute their moves consistently with every woman in the same fashion. While some performers may mix it up on occasion to make things entertaining with a fancy sex position like a piledriver finish or an anal finish, the sex acts in a pornographic movie center around three or four basic spots.

Most of the women who do porn are LESBIANS in real life. For all you Simps out there jerking off to those photoshopped and airbrushed pictures in porn magazines and stroking your dick to porno movies fantasizing about these women Here’s a fun fact: most of them aren’t into you. 

Most Women who do porn actually HATE MEN. In real life, they have lesbian girlfriends. And they only fuck heterosexual men on camera, in the brothels, and on the streets for money. These chicks will make it look like they’re enjoying themselves just to get a SIMP to trick their money off on their movies, their lap dances or paying for their pussy. In reality they could give less than two shits about the men who watch their movies or fuck them.

Some of the male performers are GAY.  On the flip side, some of these male porn stars are Homosexual too. And like the ladies, they’re just fucking women only for the cash. With porn only paying $200 a scene, male porn stars have a higher turnover rate for men than women. The pay is so shitty that most male porn stars oftentimes work in gay bars, as male strippers or as male prostitutes.

Most times Porn Stars are HIGH or DRUNK when they are performing. In order to endure all of the sexual abuse (fucking for eight hours straight is not pleasurable) they participate in, many porn stars get high or drunk before they perform. It’s not common to look at a porn actor‘s face and see the redness in the face caused by alcohol in a close-up. Some actresses’ look plastered when they’re sucking dick. Others pumping on a dick are actually high on cocaine. And if an actress’ is having anal sex her eyes will be lolling back in her head from a heroin nod.

Most porno actresses make $1500 or less per scene. Porn stars get the lowest wages out of all the performers in the entertainment industry. Only the most popular FEMALE performers with brand names make $1000-$1500 per scene. And that’s if they’re doing a scene featuring anal sex.

The guys make considerably less. Most barely make $200 for a scene. 

A porn star has to make movies throughout the year to make their rent. This is why you'll see a performer in 25-50 movies in a good year. A top performer barely makes $50,000 a year doing porn. To supplement that low pay,  most top billed porn stars have to make their money stripping in bars and clubs or turning tricks at places like the bunny ranch in Las Vegas.

Other lesser known new comers have to make their money dancing in strip clubs, escort services or in some cases on the street. 

Careers in porn barely last three years or less. Porn has the highest turnover rate in the entertainment business . Some people quit after one scene! Others after six months. Rarely do performers stay in the business longer than two years or more. In between the long hours, low pay, shitty work conditions, the constant sexual abuse, it takes its toll on a person’s mind body and spirit.

Work conditions are deplorable in the Porn industry. Porn stars appear glamorous and made up on camera. But to get you that twenty minutes of video they work in some of the most deplorable working conditions in the world. In addition to the low wages performers oftentimes have no dressing rooms and no security for peformers’ personal belongings. There is no commissary. Sometimes there isn’t even a nurse! Some have to stand around naked all day waiting to do their scene. And Scenes are shot…anywhere at any time once the permit is approved.

To keep production costs low, Most porn movies are shot over the course of a single day. So performers have to work as fast as they can in order to complete the shoot. Breaks between takes are short and scenes are shot as soon as they wrap. 

Porn stars have no rights. Regular actors in Union productions have things like healthcare. Porn stars have medicaid or the free clinic A prodco may pay for an HIV test, but that’s usually it. It’s on the porn star to deal with any veneral diseases they contract on production or if they’re turning tricks. 

Because there’s no union for porn actors, performers don’t get residuals on their work when it is sold in other mediums like DVD, blu-ray or single download. When a porno scene is often repackaged in DVD compilation and sold by a prodco the performers get no money for that secondary sale. In the porn business it’s work for hire. The performer owns nothing and the production company owns everything. So if a studio sells a hundred thousand downloads or DVDs, none of the actors get any pay for their past work like stage and screen actors do.  

Porn stars are usually mentally unstable. Most don’t know that porn stars they see in adult films are often mental cases in real life. Most are drug addicts or alcoholics. Most of their low wages go into paying to support their habits. The emotional and mental stress of being used sexually often makes many feel depressed, and despondent. Some feel so spiritually and mentally empty on the inside that they take their lives. 

The Suicide rate among Porn Stars is through the roof.  Many often wonder what happened to a porn star who was popular for all of a hot second? After a Google search most times you’ll find they’ve taken their lives. It’s not common to hear porn actors killing themselves with shots to the head, hanging, and drug overdoses  . Some jump off roofs and bridges. The list of porn actors who have died young over the last twenty years is mortifying. Most don’t even make it to their twenty-fifth or thirtieth birthday. 

So for all you guys beating off to porn, understand that the action you see onscreen isn’t some hot sex going transpiring in front of you. For all intents and purposes, you’re watching a wrestling match. Some over the top staged, scripted choreographed, sexual entertainment with a pre-determined finish.