John Cena is a great wrestler. He's got charisma, passion and there's no denying that he loves the wrestling business. But the way WWE books him in his wrestling matches, especially at the Pay-Per-Views feels like he's....well, Superman.
Dude practically beats everyone in the ring and I mean EVERYONE. Sometimes it feels like Hulk Hogan in the 1980's the way he's booked It's like He's virtually unstoppable. (I shoulda pulled out the Marvel Legends Juggernaut for a STFU, but he's WAY in the back on one Marvel Bad guys shelf.
To show how absurd WWE has made John Cena with their booking I've decided to have some matchups with some of Marvel and DC's Most powerful characters. If Vince McMahon had his way these matches would all end with Cena beating some of Marvel and DC's Most powerful heroes.
|You're Just a Man, Not a Man of Steel-|
|Up, Up and CAUGHT BY CENA!|
|Super Attitude Adjuster!|
|Superman jobs to TEH CENATION!|
|I'm the world's greatest detective and master of numerous fighting skills...|
|STFU BATMAN! YOU JOB LIKE EVERYONE ELSE TO TEH CENATION!|
|DC HEROES CAN'T BEAT TEH CENATION!|
|I'm the Best there is at what I do...|
|....And The best thing You're good at is doing Jobs to TEH CENATION BUB!|
|I TAP OUT BUB! I TAP OUT! |
|RARRRHHH! HULK STRONGEST ONE THERE IS! |
| CENA LIFTING OVER 1000 POUNDS WITH ONE ARM! STRONGER THAN HOGAN AT WRESTLEMANIA III!|
|EVEN THE INCREDIBLE HULK JOBS TO THE CENATION!|