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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

The Mangina Pussy Pass™ -Why the Mangina is an Enemy of Real Women Everywhere



Manginas think that women should be put first in society. And in their quest to appear noble and fair they give women a free pass to do whatever they want in society with no accountability.

The main reason Manginas give these women a Pussy Pass™ for their bad behavior isn’t to nobly support women’s rights. No, their main reason for giving women a Pussy Pass™ is to get free and easy access to pussy. Manginas think that by being the White Knight™ and saving Damsels in Distress™ that he’ll be giving the reward of sticking his long hard lance in her soft wet space.

Now the Pussy Pass™ system isn't an express written contract. No, like all contracts with Manginas it’s implied. Because the Mangina grew up with a Single Mom, he believed that women were to be put on pedestals and worshipped like goddesses and queens. And thanks to his experiences with his Single Mom, he came to the assumption that the best way to win the heart of a woman was through a series of good deeds.

Under the Mangina Pussy Pass™ system, men can earn Pussy Points™ for doing good deeds at home, at school, and on the job. Now these points can only be redeemed with young, hot sexy women; helping old ladies across the street will get a Mangina no points at all. That pussy is old and dried out. Most Maginas want to maximize the value of their Pussy Points ™ by using them on young, hot sexy women.  That's going to get them the cool points with the cool people they want to impress.

How does a Mangina earn his pussy points? Simple. Supporting a woman in a political argument with someone else will get him ten points. Stopping a guy from fighting with her will get him twenty-five points. Beating that guy up will get him fifty points. Walking her home at night will get him a hundred points. Driving her to and from a place will get him a two hundred points both ways. Listening to her vent about her bad boyfriend will get him five hundred points. Admonishing a male employee for a comment a woman believes is sexist or a racy joke is a thousand points. Disciplining an employee for posting a picture a woman thinks is racy is a two thousand points. And terminating a male employee women co-workers don’t like is a hundred thousand points. An extra fifty thousand if he’s a male chauvinist bastard.

How many Pussy Points™ does a man need to get some pussy? No one knows.

But Manginas save up Pussy Points™ in their head like green stamps. They think that by agreeing with a woman, and going out of their way to do good deeds for them, that they’ll win enough praise to cash in exchange for sex or sexual favors. Some even believe they can take their Pussy Points™ from one woman and cash them in with another.

Only it’s a contract most women never agreed to.

And that’s why the Mangina is always disappointed when it comes to his encounters with women.

Here’s the deal: Doing good deeds for a woman or taking her side in an argument doesn’t guarantee a man access to the goodies between her legs. No man is entitled to sex for doing something for a woman.

If he was, then all relationships would be prostitution.

When it comes to sex, there are a dozen reasons a woman wants to fuck a guy. She may like his look, she may like his personality. She may like his sense of humor. She may just like the way his penis feels inside her. She just may want to get a nut off. Others may feel his vibe. Usually most women know within five seconds of looking at a guy if they want to go to bed with him, and no amount of good deeds he does will guarantee him sticking his wee wee in her coochie.

So all those Pussy Points™ a Mangina is saving up with women aren’t worth anything when it comes to women.

Unfortunately, the Mangina doesn’t understand this. He thinks that by supporting women in the most outrageous behavior that he looks like he’s enlightened. That he appears to be understanding. That he’s accepting and tolerant of others.

And as a wonderful, sensitive guy the Mangina feels he’s entitled to first dibs on the pussy of the women he befriends and supports. After all, he's done so many good deeds for her, shouldn’t she express her gratitude to him by allowing him to redeem his Pussy Points™ and providing him with some Pussy?

Ladies, Manginas who give you a Pussy Pass™ and let you get away with your bad behavior aren’t acting in your best interests. They’re acting in their own. They hope that by enabling your irresponsible behavior, they can participate in their own in the future. In the fine print of that Pussy Pass™ is a clause for the Mangina to get an exclusive Penis Pass™ and first dibs on your panties.

There’s always an unwritten quid-pro-quo contract when dealing with Manginas, and most women don’t know they’re entering into it by just paying attention to these losers. Tell these assholes to take their Pussy Pass ™ turn it sideways and shove them straight up their candy asses. It’s better for a woman to take responsibility for her actions than be coddled by a coward who hides behind her skirt.




1 comment:

  1. Amen brother. Males (let's not go calling them men) these days are praised when they adopt a Beta's characteristics. I'll admit that this pleases me to some degree, as I've been raised Alpha, thus affording me a distinct advantage and the clarity of mind to see through all the fem agenda bullshit. I can't help but find it pathetic regardless.

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