Some
“nice guys” just don’t understand what Simpin is and how this pattern of
behavior is socially destructive. So I’ve compiled a list of films which clearly
show the Simp and his self-destructive pattern of behavior in action. Maybe if
these dudes see how this behavior causes characters to lose on the big screen
they’ll realize how they’re screwing up in the dating scene.
The Last AmericanVirgin The theme of this 1980’s classic teen movie is Nice
Guys finish last. But there’s a reason for that as we watch Gary apply all the
tricks of a Simp in his attempt to get with hottie Karen including the lowest
trick, Dirty Mackin. When she gets pregnant by his friend Rick and he refuses
to take responsibility for it, He puts on his cape and goes into full
Captain-Save-A-Hoe mode which leads up to the powerful conclusion of this
movie. If you don’t learn why you shouldn’t SIMP by the end of this movie then
all hope is lost for you.
Woo-
This film is primarily known as Jada Pinkett Smith’s first solo Movie. But
Tommy Davidson’s character shows us Simpin at its finest. He’s paying for
women’s car notes, buying them drinks and doing all sorts of brown-nosing to
get the draws. If you’re a Real Man, you’ll shake your head watching this
brotha sell himself so short for a whiff of pussy.
Bebe’s Kids
This film was supposed to be an animated tribute to the late comedian Robin
Harris, but it’s an insult to Real Men everywhere. Here in animated Technicolor
glory we see the Simp in top form as the Robin character tries to woo a single
mom by showing her he’s a good man by taking her son and her best friend’s kids
to a theme park for a day of fun. Watch as he spends, spends, spends on those
kids to impress her. And watch as he doesn’t get any pussy at the end of the
movie. Just a total emasculation of the Black Man onscreen. I think Robin
Harris would turn over in his grave if he knew this film was inspired by his
comedy. Dude got put in the zipper compartment of the Trick Bag.
Spider-Man 2
Superheroes are supposed to be badasses right? Not in this movie. Sam Raimi
lost my respect when he turned Spider-Man from a web-shooting wisecracking
badass into a blubbering whimpering Bitch-Made™ Mangina. For two and a half straight
hours he spends his time whining and moaning about how he can’t date Mary Jane
because he’s so scared enemies will get her.
Contrast this to Superman II Where Superman was
being chased by three killer Kryptionians and he still took the time to get
some pussy from Lois Lane. But even though he gets the girl, poor Spider-Man
loses his egg sac by the end of Raim’s sequel.
SpiderMan 3 The Raimi trilogy ends with Spidey as a eunuch when egg sackless Bitch-Made
™ Peter Parker Takes on the Sandman, Venom and his live-in boyfriend Harry
Osborn as the New Btich-Made™ Goblin. Yeah, he’s supposed to be dating Mary Jane,
but these two Manginas are acting so moist, you think the relationship
is between Harry and Peter, not Spidey and Mary Jane. In this horrible third
movie Sam Raimi forgets he’s Spider-MAN, not spider MANGINA. This movie is so
moist in one of the scenes I thought I saw a red spot on the front of Spidey’s
costume.
TheirEyes Were Watching God De Black Woman is de mule of the world? BULLSHIT! De
Black Woman is de biggest goldiggah in de world! In between the lines of Oprah
Winfrey’s adaptation of this alleged literary classic, there’s some straight up
Old Tyme Simpin and Trickin presented in this movie. Old trick ass Logan
Killicks, Young Simp ass Joe Starks and Younger Simp ass Virgible Tea Cake
Woods Show us while times change the game is still the same as they all get played
trying to get with good-haired light skinned Janie Crawford played by Halle
Berry.
TylerPerry’s Diary of Mad Black Woman This is the SIMP movie that made life that
much harder for a generation of Black Men. In this hot mess of a movie, a Rich
dark-skinned Black chick played By Kimberly Elise married to a High profile
lawyer gets put out of her fancy house by her EEEEVIL dark skinned husband as
he trades up to a newer light skinned model. Tyler Perry’s Madea puts her up in
her house as she rebuilds her life. Along the way we watch as Blue Collar
worker Orlando (played by Shemar Moore) tolerates her as he puts his cape on and
comes in to save the day as her Captain-Save-A-Hoe.
TylerPerry’s I Can do Bad all By Myself This one featuring a clumsy performance By
Taraji P. Henson depicts Captain-Save-A-Hoe pattern clearer than his other
films. If you can’t see the pattern of co-dependency these guys have and why
they love getting involved with deeply troubled women by the end of this movie,
you need to get your head examined.
TylerPerry’s Good Deeds In this movie we see yet another Captain-Save-A-Hoe put his
cape on as Rich Weseley Deeds comes to the rescue of a Single mom who lives in
her car with her daughter. I can’t wait for the sequel to this movie called
Tyler Perry’s Bitch got in my pocket. But a Mangina like Tyler Perry would have
to Sack Up to make that movie.
TylerPerry’s The Marriage Counselor The hero of this Stage play is a straight up
SIMP. Just totally Bitch-Made™. He gets
walked on like a doormat by his wife, and his family. Trying to play the kind,
tolerant, “good Christian” role, he sets no boundaries, puts everyone ahead of
himself and passively watches as his wife leaves him and his life crumbles. If
you want to see what a WEAK man looks like take a look at this stage play. I
thought dude needed a tampon he was acting so soft.
PrettyWoman Yeah, it’s a cinematic classic. A parody of the fairytale. And one of my favorite movies. But there’s
some straight-up Trickin as corporate mogul Edward tries to woo a Prostitute
Vivian and violates ALL the player rules. Seriously, this doesn’t happen at all
in real life. But most women want it to.
All
of these movies are available at Amazon.com or Netflix on DVD. Check them out
and learn what you need to know to stop Simpin.
I watched all of typer perry flicks and man oh man its simpin at its worse.
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