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Sunday, June 17, 2018

SJW Marvel Coming To The Marvel Cinematic Universe

Captain Marvel will be the new face of Marvel Studios starting with Avengers 4.

Damn. Just Damn. 

Let’s get something straight here. Brie Larson is NOT Robert Downey Jr.

Captain Marvel can’t even sell her own damn comic book. Why the hell make her the face of the next phase of the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

But this makes sense to the passengers who ride Marvel’s Crazy train.

At this point Avengers 4 is looking like 1986’s Transformers: The Movie with Part 2 of a Star Trek: The Next Generation Season finale mixed in. If rumors are right this movie is gonna be a SHIT SHOW TO END ALL SHIT SHOWS. As the heroes try to make their own Infinity Gauntlet we’re gonna have a story with all sorts of fucked up plot devices like Alternate universes, time travel, and Dead superheroes.

A complete pastiche of hot garbage and flies. 

And it looks like Marvel is gonna kill off fan favorite characters and replace them with the Marvel versions of Kup, Arcee, Blurr, Springer and Rodimus Prime. And after Marvel kills of many of your favorite characters in the Avengers finale they plan on replacing them with the cinematic versions of Kamala Kahn, Miles Morales, and RiRi Williams. With Bucky Cap as Rodimus Prime in Avengers 5.

I can see the crying kids in the theaters when fan favorite characters like Iron Man, Captain America and Thor die. And the Marvel Merchandise featuring the new n’ improved heroes rotting on the shelves just like their 1986 Transformers contemporaries.

It’s clear the magic is gone from Marvel Studios. And the cancer from the SJW Marvel Comics has taken its place. So it’s time to get off the crazy train.

I doubt we’re gonna see another 20 movies from Marvel Studios at this point. The wheels are falling off the bus, and it’s only a matter of time before the MCU winds up in the same fucked up spot that Star Wars is in right now.  

At this point I can honestly say Marvel Comics and Marvel Studios are both FUCKED. And since the SJWs who run Marvel are hellbent on destroying this storied brand again, all I’m doing is getting myself a big bag of popcorn and keep watching the dumpster fire burn. 

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