Some of my Facebook friends have been really excited about
the Isis series book I’ve currently been working on Isis: House of Isis. And in
this story The goddess next door runs into HOTEPs, Brothers and sisters the
ones who say that the Black Woman is God and that Black people are descendants
of the Egyptian Pharaohs and kings! I got inspired to write this one after my
interactions with real life HOTEPS and Pro-Blacks, and I thought I’d show
everyone what I’ve learned about Egyptian and Nubian Mythology and
African-American history in this story.
Everything in Isis: House of Isis is still a FIRST DRAFT. So
it’s likely to change dramatically in the actual published edition!
Chapter 2
I catch
the reflection of the pouty expression on my face in a store window as we head
down Lenox Avenue. I’m not happy about having my football game interrupted. But
if Doc thinks going to this church is important, I can attend one service.
I
admit I’ve been a pretty lousy Christian the last forty years. The last time I
set foot in a church was for my best friend Alma’s funeral. Back in the early
twentieth century Andrea Thomas Robinson was a regular member of Church in
Oneonta County and Atlanta on the Spelman campus. But when I started seeing my
friends and Theta sisters pass away in the 1970s I just did my best to avoid
church. It was just too hard to focus on having a relationship with Christ in
Church when I kept seeing people I loved leave this earth.
Doc
gives me a curious look as we approach the corner. “What keeps you out of
church these days Princess?” she asks.
“I
got tired of going to funerals.” I sigh.
“You
know you’re going to have to go to mine one day.”
And
that’s gonna be one of the saddest days of my life. Doc is the last of my
living friends from the 20th Century. When she goes home to be with
our Lord, I’m truly gonna be alone in this world for the first time in a
hundred years. “Don’t remind me.”
“I
know. But you have to face the fact that I’m not gonna be around much longer
Princess.”
My
eyes grow wide after she says that. “Are you-”
“No,
my doctor says I’m healthier than most of the twenty-year-olds he sees.” Doc
chuckles. “But I’d like to think it’d be prudent for you to start expanding
your social circle before I pass.”
“Is
that why you want me to go back to church?”
“You
came back to resume your work here. It’s kind of hard to find out what’s going
on today with people hanging around old timers like me-”
If
it wasn’t for her I doubt I’d be as connected to some of the people I’ve met
this go around the world. “Hey, I’m just waiting to go where I’m needed.”
“And
you really need to spend some time in church while you wait. You know Alma’s
granddaughter goes to Greater Abyssinian over on Fredrick Douglass-”
We
just keep missing each other. “So she’s going to be at the afternoon service?”
Doc
flashes me a playful smile. “She was at the morning service with me.”
“So
we’re going to the afternoon service to meet the pastor?”
“Maybe
next week.” Doc says. “This is a church you’ve got to see to believe.”
My
curiosity is piqued when Doc turns the corner of 133rd Street and
starts heading down towards Adam Clayton Powell Boulevard. When she stops in
the middle of the block, I peer up at the gold plated sign above the storefront
decorated in hieroglyphs saying THE HOUSE OF ISIS in bold letters. I don’t know
whether to be impressed or to sue for copyright infringement.
“I
guess these sermons here would be right up my alley.” I say. “I didn’t know
anyone still practiced the Old Heliopolitan faith.”
“Maybe,
maybe not. But I thought you should take a look around before you decided to
bring your wrath down on these blasphemers.”
Well,
I wouldn’t the family putting a spell of pestilence on innocent people. I get
the door for Doc and we step on the parquet floors of the storefront temple.
I’m surprised to see it’s a full house. When I look over at the group of men
and women dressed in Afrocentric formal wear sitting in the series of folding
chairs arranged in front of the stage across the room. I peer down at the black
leather jacket, white blouse, blue jeans, and Chelsea boots and wonder if I’m
dressed too casually for this trip to the temple. “Maybe I should have dressed
for service.” I say.
“I
think you’re okay.” Doc replies. “Besides, you wouldn’t want to make a bad
first impression on these mere mortals by tripping on the train of your New
Heliopolitan gown.”
“Or
have that blasted tiara fall in my eyes.”
As I
peruse the shelves at the front of the store I notice that they have tubs of
Shea butter, bottles of oils, and bars of Black soap for sale. “I guess these
are for purification rituals.”
Doc
is about to say something when a tall, muscular chocolate colored man dressed
in a black tunic, pants and sandals approaches us. “When you purify your body
you purify your mind my sista.” He says.
I
greet his charming smile with a cheeky one of my own. “And how would these
products allow me to purify myself…”
“Jamar,
humble servant of the Priestess.” Jamar continues. “These processed products
made by The White Man are filled with toxic chemicals that destroy your hair
and your body.” The man says brushing back his long dreadlocks. “With the
natural products made by our High Priestess, your natural hair and body will
remain healthy and strong the way the goddess intended.”
I
guess I wouldn’t know the difference between the natural hair care processes I
used to use in Nubia and the shampoo I buy at Sepia with my invulnerability.
But I’ll go along with the sales pitch. “Goddess?”
“Yeah,
the Black Woman is God.”
I
give him a curious look on the declaration of his faith. “God?”
“Yeah,
The Black woman birthed the Universe from her womb. Everything on this earth
came out of her.”
That’s
not what I read in my Bible. Heck, It’s not even what I know about my own
family. But I’ll go along so I can find out what goes on in this so-called
House of Isis. “Everything?”
“Yeah,
everything. All you see here in this neighborhood was created by our goddess
the Black woman.”
Yeah,
Black women created all this. Thanks to them embracing the ideologies of White
feminists and the welfare state of White liberal politicians in the 1970s they
created all the out of wedlock babies, the drugs, crime, and all the poverty
that have become staples of this neighborhood. But I won’t educate him on the
truth yet. There’s still a lot I need to learn about this house of worship with
my name on it. “So all Black women are goddesses?”
“Yeah.
Even a mixed sista like you has some of the goddess’ spiritual energy flowing
through her.”
If
only he knew I was born in Nubia. “Mixed?”
“Yeah,
with that light hair and that light skin you definitely got some Irish and
Italian in your family.”
“Irish
and Italian?”
“It’s
clear you ain’t a full melanated person like myself.” The man continues. “True
Black people like myself have darker skin because we have deeper connection to
Kemet.”
Being
the daughter of Osiris I’ve got far more melanin than everyone in the room.
“Kemet?”
“That’s
Egypt’s original name before the White Man changed it to suit his version of
White Supremacist version of history.”
We
never called it Kemet in any of the official Nubian texts. “They always called
it Egypt when I was in college-”
“That’s
the name the White Man gave our homeland in his education system.” Jamar
continues. “The information about our true Black heritage is in the books the
Priestess sells here.”
I
look over at the series of paperback books on the bookshelf with hieroglyphs on
the cover. “Where would I start learning more about the real Kemet in her
books?” I inquire.
Jamar
smiles on hearing my interest in Kemet. “I’d love to suggest a few titles to
you right now my sista, but The Priestess is about to make her Afternoon
Devotions and I have to help her with that.”
“Would
you be able to show me a few later?”
I’m
given a flirtatious smile filled with anticipation. “I’d be glad to show you
all of the Priestesses’ literature after Devotions.”
“Great.”
Jamar
hurries across the parquet floors, up the stairs and up to the stage. As he
rushes behind a curtain, Doc and I find seats in the back. “He’s a sexy piece
of hot chocolate.” Doc says.
“I
think he likes me.” I say.
“Are
you catching the spirit Princess?”
“Maybe. I’m curious to what the
Priestess will have to say during her Afternoon Devotion.
Isis: House of Isis is still being written as we speak. But
if you drop enough donations to the paypal link at the top of the screen to pay for
the cover, I can put it on the fast track for to be available for the Summer
reading season!
To be honest, Isis should be humbler as to make your views less blatant.
ReplyDeleteYou Pro-Blacks need to get something right - you are NOT descended from ancient Egyptians. Ancient Egyptians looked Middle Eastern. And if they were indeed black, how do you explain art like this:
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That's right, Egyptians had a very specific way to draw black people. If they were black, they'd have drawn themselves as such.
Also, Shawn - it's great that you're addressing issues that the black women has brought upon our society, such as weave and single parent households. Maybe one day, you could also bring up the bad attitude and aggressive behaviors. Black women today are the single most dangerous thing in the black community.