Okay, I said I wouldn’t do any more
roast blogs. (Trying to be kinder and gentler here for my readers’ sake.) But
sometimes I get a comment so ridiculous I have no choice other than to take the
ol’ barbecue out of the garage and roast up a Sucka like I did with the
Australian SIMP I put on the Barbie last year. If anything, there’s a teachable
moment here for guys about SIMPS here in this recent response to the 2012 Why Black women will be single for the rest of their lives blog. His comments in
bold, my responses in plain text.
I love black women.
I’m sure you do.
This is why you put on your sterling silver armor and got on a White horse to
defend them Lancelot.
But then I'm just a white guy. A highly educated white guy
- two degrees - and a great job,
He’s a White guy.
Big Whoop. And he’s ejumukated. Double Big Whoop. Someone feels intimidated by
me and what I’ve written.
$100K question
here: How does him being White and ejumukated relate to him loving Black women?
Sounds like he’s overcompensating to me. What does your two degrees and your
job have to do with your love of Black women?
This is one of the
MAJOR mistakes Simps make with women regardless of race on their first
interaction with them. Bragging about their accomplishments to anyone without assessing
what the woman brings to the table in terms of values or character. This kind
of information dumping gives predatory women like gold diggers leverage and
allows them to play a hand that allows them to WIN EVERY TIME when they get
involved with them.
I'm a stockbroker, which requires brains and a practical
bent.
More
overcompensation. Again, what does dude’s profession have to do with his love
of Black women? Sounds like he’s a little insecure about his dick size.
You do known
Writing requires brains too. And being practical. Don’t know what a practical
bent is but it sure sounds like the only thing getting bent is Dudes’ two-inch erect
penis from the emotional responses he’s written here. Yeah, someone is VERY
insecure about their dick size.
And if black
women were like you say they are I wouldn't have been happily married to one
for the past six years.
Bravo! *APPLAUSE*
Bravo!
You hung in there
longer than most of us brothers have with some of these dysfunctional Black women.
But year seven is coming up. And that’s usually when some of these
dysfunctional sistas start showing their hairy asses to men like you. And
that’s when you start heading for the EXIT.
But I’ll be nice
and say maybe you got lucky. But many Black women are like the way I say they
are. Complete mental and emotional wrecks so FUBAR most men of anyrace just
keep walking in the opposite direction when they see them.
I've dated
black and white women - they are all individuals to me.
Yeah, they’re
individuals to me. Individuals I avoid. Life is so much easier without a
dysfunctional female in it giving me grief. Putting myself first allows me to
focus on my goals and what I want to do in life.
Some were a
pain, some were a pleasure.
Er…No. Many Black
women are a pain. Right in the ass. And if they were so much of a pleasure why
are you writing to me to defend them instead of spending time with the one you
got? Doesn’t seem like Olivia Pope’s pussy couldn’t be that good could it Fitz?
And I'm not trying to pull online by saying this. I don't
need to.
Of course you’re
not trying to pull something online by saying this. (Damn, for an ejumukated
with two degrees and a six-figure job, your English is absolutely atrocious.
Read a fucking book on sixth grade grammar before you post a comment next time.)
But I know what game
you’re running. The old White Knight routine. You think by coming in here on
your white horse to defend the honor of these dysfunctional Black damsels in
distress, and it’ll get you some brownie points with them.
But then I'm not a racist, Shawn.
Er…Not following
your logic here. Black people can’t be racist against other Black people. How
can someone be racist against their own race?
Whereas your
post could be summed up as a proud declaration of hate.
Good Gravy. What I
wrote is a declaration of hate. Just
because I present a difference of opinion than that of the White liberal status
quo regarding Black women doesn’t mean it’s hate. What I presented was a
constructive critique of Black females in that blog, nothing more, nothing
less.
I'm sure
Adolf Hitler made similarly sweeping generalisations about black people and
jewish people.
*STRAW MAN ARGUMENT
ALERT * *STRAW MAN ARGUMENT ALERT *
Shawn disagrees
with my opinion! So I’ll compare his views to someone evil like Adolf Hitler to
show everyone how WRONG his position is!
No, I don’t think
so. If you read Mein Kampf and you read this blog you’ll clearly see the
difference. I’m not blaming Black women for everything that went wrong in the
Black community like Herr Hitler did with Jews, nor am I calling for their
extermination of all black women like Hitler did with Jews. I’m just presenting
constructive critique of this dysfunctional Afro-American female. But thanks
for bringing your scarecrow out of storage.
Not sure why you think that narrowing it down to black
women makes your viewpoint significantly different.
Er…What makes it
significantly different is that I’m presenting a constructive critique of the
dysfunctional Black woman’s behaviors and attitudes so she can take a long hard
look at herself and make the changes that’ll move her life forward. When 70% of
Black women are single, it’s clear they’re doing something WRONG. Most Black
women never come to understand that It’s the woman’s job to show a man what
makes her attractive in terms of values and character so he’ll see her as
valuable enough to forsake all others and offer her an engagement ring. The
woman is the helpmeet and she’s supposed to see how she fits into the man’s
program.
Unfortunately as
long as there are SIMP enablers like you in the picture making excuses for her,
this Black female will never have the incentive to do that self-examination and
see where she’s going wrong in her life.
All it means is that you're racist and sexist rather than
purely racist.
Wow. Just Wow.
Now I’m a racist
and a sexist. Just for presenting an opinion you don’t like hearing about your
Black queen. Damn, Olivia Pope must be putting the pussy on you like no
tomorrow.
Seriously, dude,
your Mangina is showing.
I wonder who wears
the tampons in your happily married home YOU or your wife. I guess you douche
your girlhole once a month too after wifey buttfucks you with a strap-on.
What an achievement.
No, your response
is an achievement. An achievement in foolhardiness. You do know this blog is
over three years old. And here you are getting pissy about it like a female.
Dude, I moved on
from this blog three years ago. Right now I’m taking time out of my summer book
promotion campaign just to deal with you and your pissy little tirade so men
out there can learn a lesson on how you Simps operate.
No one's buying the - "I'm only saying it for their
own good" crap.
Looks like you
bought it. You took the time to write an extremely emotional response to a
three-year old blog most people have passed by.
They/their does not exist - each black woman who reads
your article is not going to appreciate being reduced to an eye rolling,
cussing generalisation.
More delicious
Irony. Says I’m making a genaralization about Black women, but he himself makes
a generalization about Black women!
I love how dude
knows exactly what every Black woman who read this blog is thinking. Classic
White Knight behavior!
With this use of
shaming tactics I really have to wonder if this guy uses tampons and heavy flow
maxi-pads once a month. The charge of generalization? That’s something a FEMALE
does when she’s trying to shame a man into silence for calling her on her
bullshit.
So, you've met black women with attitude.
Yeah, I have. Quite
a few. More than I’d like to mention. It’d actually make my day to meet some
nice friendly sistas. But with the way many are being raised in these
dysfunctional homes…I’m not holding my breath.
You've met
black men and white men with attitude too.
Sure have. And I
just met a White boy with attitude just now…You, Mr. Wall Street White
Knight.
I know I
have.
It doesn't make me generalise for the sake of it.
Damn. The spelling!
The spelling! I have less education than dude and I can spell words better than
he can!
Who’s generalizing?
I merely presented an opinion regarding Black women based on my experiences and
observations. That’s what people do in things like blogs. Present their
opinions based on their observations and experiences.
Get back to us on why 65% of black men are single. I'm
sure your viewpoint will be very compelling.
Deflections,
deflections. Why are 65% of Black men single:
Let’s see…White
liberals like Lyndon Johnson disproportionately drafting Black men to fight the
Vietnam War where our best and brightest men were killed off in those jungles. And
while those Brothers were fighting that war White feminists took the
opportunity to established a gender divide in the Black community back here in
America,
Unaware Black women
took the side of White Feminists who conned them into believing a pack of lies such
as convincing these sistas they were women first and Black second, and telling
them they “didn’t need a man”, (Even though God says he made women for Men),
White liberals such
as yourself creating a welfare state which told Black women that the Black men who
were the fathers of their children couldn’t be in the home in order to receive
benefits,
White Liberal HR
managers in the 1970s manipulating Affirmative Action and Equal opportunity
laws to hire Black women so they could “kill two birds with one stone”, creating
the first generation of “Skrong independent Black women”. Effectively this
unwritten policy undermined Black men’s positions of head of household within
their families and their positions as authority figures in their own
communities,
And creating a borderline
fascist child support system that punishes men for simply trying to have
relationships with their children. Further undermining men’s positions as heads
of households and authority figures in their own communities.
All of theses policies
created by liberal White men like yourself have kept 70% of Black women single,
65% of Black men single, and lead to 75% of Black children being born out of
wedlock.
Of course these are
all points I present in my eBook Why 70% of Black Women Are Single. With
research to back all of them up with.
I won't be sharing your posts with my wife though because
I care about women in a way you could never understand.
No, this pussy
beggar won’t be sharing my posts with his wife because he’s too chicken to
present her with an opinion that’s different from hers. It’s clear who wears
the panties in the family and that’s Mr. Wall Street Stockbroker with two
degrees and NO BALLS. This guy lacks the nutsack or the backbone to even
present his wife with a simple webpage presenting a difference of opinion to
her. Now that’s what I call WHIPPED.
When he says cares
about women in a way I could never understand I know dude is completely FUBAR.
That statement is CLASSIC Mangina speak. Manginas always profess to be so
understanding of women, but in most cases are the guys who will go out and do
the worst things to women when they get crossed by one.
Manginas like this always
believe they know more about women than women know about themselves, and
profess to be so much more understanding of them than “regular” men. But what
most women don’t know is that these White Knights often have a Black heart.
Underneath that sterling silver armor of these heroes is a man simmering in
RAGE. This is why wifey better watch out; this kind of guy is a closet misogynist
and all it takes is for her to say something he doesn’t like for him to start
calling her out of your name and using profanities regarding her that would
make a sailor blush. He may even get violent.
If you want to
avoid being made a fool of like this chump pick up a copy of Stop Simpin-Why men don’t need Finance to get Romance Second Edition. In this eBook you’ll
learn what NOT to do in the dating scene so you won’t get PLAYED like this
idiot.
And if you want to
learn more about the tricks of chumps like this pick up a copy of Manginas-They Look Like Men But Act Like Ladies. Every behavior presented by this Wall Street
White Knight is featured in the pages of that eBook.
Now if you’ll
excuse me, I gotta go clean the charcoals out of the Char-Broil, wash it out
with a hose and put it back in storage.