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Sunday, May 20, 2018

Lando Calrissian is Pansexual- WTF?

According to those in charge of the new Solo: A Star Wars movie, Lando Calrissian is Pansexual.


In Empire Strikes Back in 1980, Lando was flirting with Princess Leia. And he was so manly most straight guys thought he was the coolest dude in the galaxy.

The Lando Calrissian everyone knew for over 40 years in the Star Wars Universe was a heterosexual man. A player and a smooth operator. A ladies man. 

But to promote Soylo: A Star Wars Movie Disney decides they need to bring in the Identity politics. Because Diversity.


I find it funny every time these SJWs, feminists, and liberals want to push their agenda regarding diversity, they try have to take passive aggressive swipes at heterosexual Black men. Passive in that they include a Black man in the story, but aggressive in that they do some bullshit to fuck with his sexuality.

Showing me how RACIST they truly are. Why can’t young Han Soylo be the Pansexual? Oh wait, it wouldn’t go down well with all the White female Star Wars fans who see Han as their sexual fantasy to learn that their favorite scoundrel is also a sexual deviant. So Kathleen Kennedy will use the Black man to push her racist identity politics the same way she pushed them by making Rose Tico the ugliest Asian Woman to ever grace a sci-fi movie.

Because no Asian Woman could be shown as prettier than Kathleen Kennedy’s Mary Sue stand in for herself, Rey. That’s why Paige Tico had to die.


This whole announcement that Lando Calrissian is pansexual in Soylo: A Star Wars Movie is all part of an agenda these racist liberals like Kathleen Kennedy have where they try to push a sexually deviant agenda in the Black community. By making Lando Calrissian a pansexual they can make kids believe that it’s normal to be sexually deviant.

Because a Pansexual will fuck anything. Men, women, animals, plants, robots, dolls, pillows, a can of creamed corn, an apple pie or a box of grits. Whatever. If they’re sexually attracted to it, they’ll have sex with it.

So that means Lando Calrissian is a not only a heterosexual and a homosexual but he’s also a pedophile and into beastiality.


By making Lando a Pansexual SJWs and liberals can push an old racist stereotype about Black men under the guise of political correctness. What most people don’t know is that during Jim Crow, Racists used to say that Black men were so insatiable they couldn’t control their sexual urges. That they’d have sex with anything or anyone they were attracted to. That they were so out of control they had to keep their White women away from them. And making Lando a pansexual breathes brand new life into that old racist stereotype.

Don’t you just love how SJWs and liberals try to hide their racism behind all those intellectual terms?

And don’t you just love how SJWs and liberals try to social engineer sexual deviancy as a social norm? By taking a beloved children’s character like Lando Calrissian and making him a pansexual, Disney can socially engineer the next generation of kids to believe that being a sexual deviant is perfectly fine.

I’m really getting sick and tired of seeing these White Supremacists in Hollywood use Black men to promote their homosexual and sexually deviant agendas. First it was Black men in dresses like Big Momma and Madea. Then we get heterosexual Mr. Terrific from DC Comics turned into a gay, bumbling stumbling idiot on Arrow. Then nice guy from the Archie comics Chuck Clayton is turned into a lustful Black Brute who gives White girls “Sticky Maples” On Riverdale. Now we have Lando Calrissian from Star Wars retconned into a sexual deviant.

Seriously, there are some SICK MOTHERFUCKERS working at Disney. And these people need to be FIRED. Then someone needs to go OLD TESTAMENT on their asses for PROMOTING FILTH TO CHILDREN.

This kind of revelation has NO PLACE in the Star Wars Franchise. Star Wars is supposed to be family friendly action and adventure. Something people of all ages can watch. An escape. Fun. It’s not a place for racial agendas or identity politics. If Kathleen Kennedy and the SJWs at Disney would leave that bullshit out of their Star Wars movies, then maybe they’d be able to get this generation of kids to be fans of the new movies the same way they were fans of George Lucas’.


  1. Shawn you miss the point. The only ideology these folks have is "hate Black men".

    and so they will take nay opportunity they have to try to undercut them or disrespect them.

    good thing we have total dominance of sport. So everyone on the planet knows who the real alpha is.

  2. I know people who saw the movie and you what it's a scam. there is no such thing in it. Disney was just trying to use bad publicity to their advantage

  3. "In Empire Strikes Back in 1980, Lando was flirting with Princess Leia. And he was so manly most straight guys thought he was the coolest dude in the galaxy."

    Let me guess, you were secretly jealous of the guy because he had more success with women in 40 minuets than you had in 40 years.