DC Comics is rumored to be relaunching all of its titles
with new Number one issues this June to coincide with the launch of the Justice
League Cinematic Universe.
This time they’re calling it a Rebirth. But this whole New
52 concept has been stillborn since 2011. But DC’s editors keep charging up the
paddles to jolt new life into its cold corpse.
Remember when Dan Didio said that Convergence was going to
be the last reboot of the DC Universe last year? And remember when Shawn said
he was lying? That there would definitely be another reboot of the DC Universe?
Welp, here we are. What is this, Reboot number 7, or is it
Reboot number 8?
Let’s see Crisis of Infinite Earths, Zero Hour, Identity
Crisis, Infinite Crisis, Final Crisis, Flashpoint, Convergence. And since
Infinite Crisis that’s about Five reboots in about eight years.
Damn, the DC Universe has to be rebooted more times than a
computer running Windows ME.
I haven’t had to reboot the SJS DIRECT Universe in the 14 years
its been in print. Heck, even the numbers of dead characters in the SJS DIRECT
Universe are still in the single digits. It’s a sad day when an indie
self-publisher with a single employee and a shoestring budget has a tighter
continuity and a more stable universe than DC Comics, a subsidiary of Warner
Brothers that has a billion dollar budget, hundreds of employees making up
dozens of creative teams and so-called seasoned editors in charge of it.
Just when you stop caring about what goes on in the DC
Universe…They announce another reboot. Nothing like the umpmillionth new #1
issue to give readers an incentive to find another hobby. Why keep buying DC
Comics if editorial is just going to reboot everything in three to five years
anyway?
What happened to trigger the latest reboot at DC? Alienated
fans? Slow moving DC licensed merchandise on store shelves? A loss of ten
percent of DC’s market share to Marvel and indie comic publishers? Complete
apathy among DC’s fanbase? An attempt to synergize the brand to coincide with
the launch of the Justice League Cinematic Universe that starts with Batman V.
Superman Dawn of Justice?
Probably all of that. But it’s been clear for over 15 years
Dan Didio, Jim Lee, Goeff Johns, Diane Nelson and WB’s executives have
absolutely no idea what they’re doing with that brand. So they go around in
circles throwing the exact same shit at the exact same wall expecting things to
change. It’s the definition of insanity, but the heads at DC and WB continue to
expect a different result for doing the exact same thing.
I’m pretty numb to all these reboots now. At this point I
just don’t care about DC’s Universe or its characters. Because no matter how
many number one issues or big name creative team changes are announced, nothing
really will change at DC unless WB’s senior executives wake up and have the
common sense to end the Dan Didio era at the company. In spite of all the changes to the
characters the common denominator for all the dysfunction at DC are the
executives at the top. If the same problems keep happening and the same
managers are in charge, then it’s clear the managers and their approach to
business are the problem.
But no one working at Warner Brothers wants to take this
logical course of action.
And as indie publishers, Marvel Comics and Marvel Studios
continue to gain ground and market share DC desperately is playing catch up.
Only to watch itself get left behind with every bad business decision it makes.
It’s just sad to watch all the momentum gained from the successful launch of
Supergirl this fall on TV get squandered. Warner Brothers was blessed with the
opportunity of a lifetime when those 19 million viewers tuned in for that first
episode and they fumbled the football.
With Supergirl DC had a product that fans and families were
united behind. I hadn’t seen that kind of solidarity behind a superhero product
since Iron Man launched the Marvel Cinematic Universe in 2008. Supergirl’s
success showed everyone with a functioning brain what direction DC should have
gone in, but instead DC’s executives and editors insist on staying on the dark
n’ gritty gray road that has taken them nowhere for over fifteen years.
I have a feeling we’ll be seeing another relaunch/reboot of
DC’s Universe in a few years. That’s if Batman V. Superman and the launch of
the Justice League Cinematic Universe doesn’t bankrupt Warner Brothers. Five
years ago I was hoping wishing and praying for the return of the old DC
Universe and the Classic characters I grew up with. Now I’m just waiting to see
when The Wall Street Journal announces the bankruptcy of Warner Brothers and
wait to see who DC Comics will be sold to in the Big 5 in the media oligarchy.
Maybe someone at Disney like Brad Bird or Pixar’s CEO will actually have the
vision to bring these Iconic heroes back to greatness.
As I see it, the current incarnation of DC Comics owned by
Warner Brothers is in its death throes and it’s time for the priest to come in
and say the last rites for the company.