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Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Spinsterella: Goth Girl Summer Sample Chapter

 In the middle of the second round of edits on Spinsterella: Goth Girl Summer! And I'm far along enough in editing to show everyone a sample chapter!


 copyright (c) 2024 Shawn James  

Chapter 20

 

The time on my watch reads 5:35 as I dart up the stairs of the 13th Street entrance of the 14th Street subway station. Looks like I’ll still have time to get my pre-workout cocoa and scone at Trepidation. I’m just hoping Olivia doesn’t drown her sorrows in hot chocolate when she hears the bad news regarding our dream vacation at Wave Gotik Treffen.

As I get to the sidewalk of Union Square, I start heading down Third Avenue. When I turn the corner, I smile when I see the bones that make up the sign of our hangout 13th Street. I push past the tall glass door of the coffee house and walk into a bustling dining area filled with Goths. While Type O Negative’s Black No.1 plays from the speakers mounted in the ceiling, I soon spot my best friend Olivia sitting in a booth in front of a cup of cocoa and a cinnamon scone. The slender mocha colored woman wearing dark makeup, a wavy black hairstyle and a wilted black fitted short sleeve blouse, business skirt and loafers greets me with a smile as I approach her booth. “Hey, Lady Diabolique, what’s up?” I greet.

“Chillin Spinsterella.” Olivia replies. “What sinister plans are we coming up with tonight?”

“Trying to work on toning our abs and thighs.” I tell her after I flop into my seat.

Olivia gives me a look after hearing my plans. “I don’t see why we eat before we go to the gym. We’re gonna putting on all these calories eating all this junk food-”

“Dude, we’re gonna burn em’ off in the Yoga class in a few minutes.” I retort. “Besides, a pre-workout caffeine and sugar rush builds your stamina-”

Before I can finish my sentence, Diabla, one of Trepidation’s waitresses approaches me. The slender Latina woman dressed in a Trepidation uniform greets me with a smile. “Hey Spinsterella, how you doing today?” she asks.

“About to chill out before I work out Diabla.” I reply. “Let me get a cranberry orange scone, and a Belgian hot chcolate.”

“Coming right up.” Diabla says.

After Diabla saunters back to the counter to put in my order, Lady Diabolique gives me a look. “I don’t see how we stay so thin eating all this sugar-”

“Hey, all the yoga we’ve been doing has me looking better than I did in high school.”

“Yeah, I got to agree with you on that. Greg been giving me an extra dose of Vitamin D ever since I started these classes. So what’s going on with you at Amalgamated Consolidated?”

I’ll give her the good news before I give her the bad news. “Vivian’s putting in my papers for the Event Assistant job.” I gush. “I’m this close to getting my big break!”

Olivia smiles on hearing my accomplishment. “That’s awesome!”

“…Only I have to take a vacation to get it.” I sigh.

Olivia’s smile twists into a grimace. “Vacation?”

“Yeah, George says I have too many vacation days. And he’s making me put in my papers to take a vacation.”

Olivia gives me a quizzed look. “…And this is a problem how?”

I thought she’d be more broken up about it. “Dude, I was gonna use those days to go to Wave Gotik Treffen with you.”

“Yeah, that does put a dent in our vacation plans BFF.” Olivia concedes.

“We’ve been planning this trip ever since college.” I continue. “Only every time we’re supposed to go something happens.”

“Yeah, in between me getting my assistant professorship, and you climbing the corporate ladder we barely see any of the crew anymore.”

It’s a miracle Lady Diabolique and I have stayed so close over the last decade. Last time I tried to call Ebony Darkness a month ago to hang out she had to go to a parent teacher conference. And Lord Sidous lives so far out in Westchester now he can barely get to the city outside of work for transit. And we haven’t heard from Lilith ever since she decided to go to Malus’ house in Amityville six years ago. “I mean, we barely do stuff in the scene anymore.” I say. “The only Goth thing we do these days is count down the days to Gothic Beauties Magazine hitting the newsstand.”

“We can plan a trip to the magazine store to pick up our copies-”

“I was hoping we could go to Wave Gotik Treffen after I got this break-”

Before I can finish whining my cell phone rings. I only gave this number out to friends and family for emergencies so I won’t use all my minutes. I hope nothing has happened to Mom or Dad. I dig my phone out of my backpack, flip it open and cock it to my ear. “Hello?” I greet.”

“Hey Middle Sister, how you doing?” Brody asks.

I light up on hearing my brother’s voice. “Brody! How are things going on the west coast?”

“Going good Middle Sister.”

“So what’s the big emergency you had to call me about?”

“I wanted to talk to you about a job.”

Spinsterella: Goth Girl Summer will be out in 2025! Until then you can get caught up on Matilda's story in Spellbound, The Legendary Mad Matilda and Spinsterella on Amazon.com and other online booksellers today in paperback and digital formats !

Tuesday, December 17, 2024

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Tuesday, November 26, 2024


 Finishing colors on cover concept for John Haynes: A Thorne In My Side! The Man Who Rules the World takes on CIA Agent From the Black Boule in this John Haynes Adventure coming in 2025!








This new badgirl from the Black Boule is inspired by late 90s early 2000s Halle Berry!

 

And she's also inspired by DC Antiheroine Black Thorn who was featured in the last issues of Vigilante! Thought she'd be a cool character to base a bad guy on based on her background 

Tuesday, August 13, 2024

 Folks have been asking me about the reading order of books in the SJS DIRECT UNIVERSE Here's the reading order for each series and a link to those listed on Amazon

All the John Haynes books are listed here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07SYD36T1?... John Haynes starts with: The Temptation of John Haynes The Man Who Rules The World John Haynes A conversation with Death John Haynes Dark Succubus John Haynes The Man With Nothing To Lose John Haynes Taking Care of Business John Haynes At Death's Door John Haynes 1987 (Flashback) John Haynes Godbreaker
John Haynes: Illuminati All the books in the Isis series are listed here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08SCJW5KG?... Isis starts with; Isis: Amari's Revenge Isis: The Ultimate Fight Isis: The Beauty Myth Isis: My Sister, My Frenemy Isis: Death of a Theta (Flashback) Isis: All About The Goddess Isis: Wrath of the Cybergoddess Isis: Power of the Princess Isis: Night of the Vampires Isis: Bride of Dracula Isis:Samurai Goddess Isis; House of Isis Isis: Imitation of Life (Flashback) Isis: Escape From Transylvania Isis: All That Glitters Isis: Revenge of the Cybergoddess Isis: Legacy Isis; Dark Incubus All the E'steem books are: E'steem No Good Deed E'steem: Deadly D'lilah E'steem; Demons Anonymous E'steem: Faerie Tale E'steem; The Beast From The Bowels E'steem: Undercover E'steem: The Witches of Eastland E'steem Ascension E'steem: The Sands of Time (Flashback) E'steem: Goddess of? E'steem: Cancel The Kaitian E'steem: Horror of the Hyena Woman E'steem Horror in the Hamptons Spinsterella books order is https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08SKG3XLK?... The books in Spinsterella are; Spellbound The Legendary Mad Matilda Eternal Night (Flashback) Spinsterella: Goth Girl Summer (Coming next year!) Spinsterellla

Friday, May 24, 2024

E'STEEM: HORROR IN THE HAMPTONS IS NOW AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK & E-READERS! GET YOUR COPY TODAY!

 


DROPPING ON PAPERBACK & E-READERS TODAY!
E'steem Horror in the Hamptons is Now Available in Paperback & E-readers today! This last book of the SJS DIRECT 2024 Catalog pays homage to Horror Like Saw & The Ring!

 Get your copy in paperback or Kindle! https://www.amazon.com/Esteem-Horror-Hamptons-Shawn-James-ebook/dp/B0CVJSGXKW/ref=monarch_sidesheet

 Get your copy on Google Play https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=FYj3EAAAQBAJ 

Get your copy on Draft 2 Digital https://books2read.com/u/mdY92O

  Get your copy on Barnes & Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/esteem-shawn-james/1144971491?ean=2940179774457

Wednesday, May 1, 2024

E'steem: Horror In The Hamptons Sample Chapter

Dropping a sample chapter of the new E'steem series book, E'steem: Horror in The Hamptons!

Chapter 9

 

The moon rises high in the night sky as I step out of the backseat of the Cadillac Escalade I’m riding in. As I peer up at the Morris Phillips Tower, I wonder if John Haynes will be home at this hour. I’m hoping if I make my case to him, he’ll be persuaded to help Lucretia.

Lucretia would love to have me subdue and kidnap John Haynes and his consort. However, I won’t have The New York Brood as an accomplice in any of the criminal activity she’s planning. While I know it may be difficult to get John to come to the house due to his numerous encounters with the undead, I would like to believe he’d be able settle this affair without any involvement of the NYPD’s Supernatural affairs division. The last thing I need is a scandal that gets back to Transylvania.

I gesture to my driver to leave. After he drives off, I look through the tall glass doors at the security team in the lobby. With The Brood being Persona Non Grata with Mr. Haynes, I doubt I’d be able to get past these guards. So I’ll have to approach John directly. With a thought I make my body fade into a mist. As my body starts to become lighter than air, I begin floating up the side of the art deco skyscraper I count sixty-six floors until I reach the top floor where the Penthouse is. As I peer into the picture windows of the living room, I spot John and his assistant E’steem sitting in the living room of the penthouse. The husky toast colored man wearing a flat top fade haircut, forest green shirt, black jeans and Chelsea boots and the tall voluptuous almond colored raven haired woman wearing a red wrap dress and heels are making their plans for Saturday night. I’m hoping they’ll be persuaded to change them when they hear Lucretia’s story. “So what movies are we watching on Tubi tonight John?” E’steem asks him.

Before John can answer her question, I make my body swirl into a fog that slips through the sliding glass doors of the balcony. When I make my body solid to stand in front of them, I’m met with surprised looks by the couple. “I’m hoping I can persuade you into changing your plans for this evening Mr. Haynes.”

E'steem: Horror in The Hamptons will be available in Paperback & e-Readers at online booksellers everywhere! Pre-order your copy today! 

Thursday, April 25, 2024

Isis: Dark Incubus Sample Chapter

 


The next Isis series book Isis: Dark Incubus will be up for sale on Kindle and paperback, Google Play   and e-readers tomorrow! So I'm dropping a sample chapter tonight!

 

 Chapter 3

 

  

Whose soul do I want to devour today?

I’m pondering what woman will be on the menu as I stroll into the Java Joint. While the coffee here is good, the selection of ladies is even better. I’m wondering who I’ll be able to pick up this afternoon.

As I step onto the bustling dining room of the Hell’s Kitchen coffee house, I find my favorite table in the corner of the room near the picture window is still available. I stroll over to it, drop my Italian leather messenger bag on it, and take out my tablet. While it wakes out of sleep mode, I slide into my chair check out all the lovely ladies on the floor. Whole lot of hotties here today. I wonder who I’ll approach first.

In a few moments Claudius, the Java Joint’s barista of the month rushes from around the counter to approach me. It’s a shame he’s wasting all his time trying to play pastor instead of playing the field. The handsome honey colored man dressed in a white shirt, black apron, black slacks and trainers cuts a cold look at me as he gets ready to take my order. “You coming to get what’s on the menu or to get someone to take out?” Claudius asks.

“What’s wrong Claud?” I retort. “I don’t get the sales pitch?”

“My coffee shop isn’t your meet market Keith.”

 What can I say? This is my favorite place to get me some soul food. “Still got the bleeding heart over D’lilah, Samson?” I taunt.

Claudius’ hands clench into fists on the dig. “I treated her better than you treat any of the women you get involved with-”

“I’m just doing what an Incubus does.” I say. “Loving them and leaving them with broken hearts and corrupted souls. You’re the one who is remiss in his duties.”

Claud scowls on the dig. “Don’t you even care about any of the women you get in your bed?”

As long as my rank rises in The Legion with each soul I take I could care less about their lives. “Problem is you cared about them too much Claud.” I reply shaking my head. “I still can’t believe you walked away from a six-figure job and endless supply of panties to serve coffee and cake to the good Christians you play Church with.”

“I understand the value of my soul-”

I would never have forsaken The Lord like he did. “If you were working with what you had, you’d still be in the running for an executive spot at Lucerne and bedding down the finest females. But you’d rather try to play pastor-”

Claud burns on the dig. “I’m trying to save souls-”

“You can’t save who wants to stay lost.”

Claud’s hands clench into fists. He knows I’m right. At the end of the day it’s their choice to get involved with me. “I wish I could stop you-”

“But that would blow your cover with the humans.”

Claudius seethes with anger when he sees he can’t win the argument with me. “If you’re gonna stay here you need to order something.”

May as well get a snack before I pick up a main course. “Get me a mocha caramel latte with two pumps of vanilla cream and a blueberry scone.”

“Coming right up.” Claudius spits.

As Claudius storms back to the counter to put my order in I call out to him. “Oh and Claud?”

“Yeah?”

“Don’t mess with my business or I’ll make sure you won’t be able to have church around here.”

Isis Dark Incubus  book starts the third story arc in the Isis series! So you don't want to miss this one! pre-order your copy tonight or order the paperback tomorrow! 

Friday, March 22, 2024

John Haynes: Illuminati Now Available in Paperback and E-readers!


 Neutralized! After seeing John Haynes defeat gods like Thanatos and Thor, Hans Schmidt, the head of The Illuminati, an organization of the world’s global elite see him as threat to their operations. Fearing the power John wields, Hans kidnaps him to show him who really rules the world. Will the head of the Global Elite finally be the one to put john in his place? Or will John show the world’s most powerful man where he belongs in God’s Order?

Get your copy of John Haynes: Illuminati at your favorite online bookseller!

Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CR1FP2Q7

Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CR5TVTFS

Google Play: https://play.google.com/books/publish/a/8312019890197254029#book/GGKEY:HQ3H6HHK80X/review

Barnes & Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/john-haynes-shawn-james/1144553922?ean=2940167665491

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1502175

Ibooks: https://books.apple.com/us/book/john-haynes-illuminati/id6475326152